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Anonymous said: What, in your opinion, is the sexiest thing about your body, and what is the least sexy thing about it?

the sexiesthing about it is the fact it is the facthat it’s mine. the least sexiesthing about it is the facthat I’m not confident in it.

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If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.

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We’re running in place, and you’re tired…

Just make up your mind, yeah…

… We’re only running in place, hey are you tired?

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Dude maybe I shouldn’t be driving a truck.

I went out onto the highway for the first time with Carl last week and I took a left onto the onramp.

I’m pretty sure I went from 1st to 8th gear in 30 seconds.

I was like GEEEEEEEEEETOUTTAMAAAAAAHWEEEEEEEEEEEH, NIGGAAAAAA
I shit you not

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bassicalo:

I guess my mum thinks I’m constantly on Google’s start page

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commanderrogers:

“uh oh” i whispered as i began to ship it

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knowyourmeme:

At dawn, we ride!

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lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.

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foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

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